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TandemCentaur - And Other Well Thunk Stand-up Comedyish & Ironic Stuff Thinked up by the Comedy Procreator Markus Kajo.

Tandem Centaur is humorous (and occasionally humouristic) podcast in English by Markus Kajo, dealing both with absurdities and looking at the everyday life from a quite new perspective - as humour, irony, satire stand-up comedy and self-irony tend to do. So it is a kind of a stand-up thing, while sitting down & looking rather beaten, or occasionally depicting something; sharply self-ironical, and indeed dealing both with the issues of everyday life (like a meteor falling on one's personal head, or fear thereof) and absurdities, like, say, intimacy problems in tandem centaurs' daily hygiene, or taxation of a tandem centaur. ..Or problems of a Trimaran-Amfibious-Tandem-Centaur! Six guy/horses that at same time are one walking ship. How do you tax that one, Inland Revenue! Ha! Try to sleep, having been given that image to your head, I.R. !!!
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The Web page of The TandemCentaur Comedy Podcast 

by Markus Kajo.

 

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Dear Sir or Madam,

Thank you for your interest in the Humorous Podcast TandemCentaur (sic! Mind the missing space between the words).

These are still early days, but it'll settle to a weekly thing, eventually. Though this is "merely" a hobby, I'll strive to keep it regularly updated. Hope you enjoy the current and future stuff in the podcast. 

And you DO know what a Tandem Centaur is, don't you? 

A Tandem bike is one bike that two punters can ride on.

A Centaur is a Greek Horse, who is also a guy. He rides himself; having the front and hind legs of a horse and a horse tail (plus the unmentionable stuff that goeth under said tail), but he horse-punter has a human head and the upper torso of man, and human hands. 

Consequently,

A Tandem Centaur is ONE HORSE, who IS ALSO TWO GUYS, innit? And they ride together the common horse that they are.

Kinda weird, I know. 

(Shrug) But what can you do.

 

Such is life.

 

 

Best regards,

 

Markus Kajo

 

Feb 16, 2015

TandemCentaur is on a temporary sick leave.

Back to business and trotting onwards soon enough

 

Thank you for your patience! (It is a rare gift to have patience, especially when it is needed. Many peoples oftentimes have patience only when it is not needed. The Italians for example. One must first pull them away from their current predicament, give them an espresso, and let them cool down for 45 minutes, wait for them to stop shouting and waving their hands and arms  about, and only then they will have patience. And then they will take you to eat and drink and sing at a long table filled with merry and loquatious co-Italians from their family and neighbourhood. And there will be a cat somewhere perambulating among the olive trees and then smoothly, unsuddenly stopping to look at the brightening stars above.)

 

TC

Jan 18, 2015

In the building opposite, there is this ominous woman, always standing in the window, smoking, and looking at my direction...

Humour/Comedy Podcast, Clean / All audiences

Jan 11, 2015

Weirdness of Women is the subject of episode number 5 of the thinking man's standup-comedyish yet non-shouting Humour Podcast that deals with everyday hardships like trying to find non-bespoke clothing for a Tandem Centaur (and you Know - don't you - that a Tandem Centaur is two guys who together also are one horse. They have 4 legs of a horse, 2 human heads, 2 human upper torsos, arms etc and so on. But as this is a clean humour podcast we will not delve into some other details) - and on the absurd issues, like, trying to see if your head fits within an American mailbox so that your nose can touch the farthest "wall" of it.

This episode also includes FREE advice for women! Learn how to get better in womening!

I will use this opportunity to thank all our listeners - TandemCentaur is spreading like a poisonous ga.. ..err.. like, Like the smell of Dandelions in the Wind!

Although this Podcast has not yet quite reached Australia or Africa Proper yet, statistics inform us that TandemCentaur is galloping on every other continent, From USA to UK, Germany and France to Russia, Israel and Japan!

- Plus some areas of which I have no more information - perhaps it is a bunch of RYA folks circumnavigating the earth on a trimaran, or trimaran or a dodekamaran or something Lars M. or Mr. Oossanen or some new brite Feller has drawn up during the holiday season, or perhaps those listeners are folks aboard an ocean liner. (Not related to eyeliner, or the lines you see drawn upon the seas on a map.) (Please please do not tell anybody I wrote that previous sentence that is in parentheses.)

So welcome to listen and enjoy the Podcast(s), and please do leave a comment if you feel like it even a small bit!

Hope you enjoy the stories so far, and the stories yet to emerge from one's personal brain.

Best regards,

MK

 

Jan 11, 2015

Greetings! 

Some Blatant design flaws in Aircraft Carriers and fixes to them is what episode #4 of my Comedy Podcast TandemCentaur is about. (c) Markus Kajo MMXV.

This is a Comedy Podcast that is perhaps more a thinking person's standup done sitting down and without the shouting.

Subjects vary from the everyday rat race to the absurd.. Satire, irony, self-irony,and so on. Classification is clean, should you be wondering about that.

Enjoy!

 

MK

Jan 7, 2015

Well-thunk, laid-back, ironical and somewhat standup comedyish Humor Podcast TandemCentaur, thinked up by Comedy Procreator Markus Kajo, and leaning on understatement and weird thinking deals this time - in episode #003 with the Honesty, Professional Stress and Continuous Mental wellbeing of Tarzan. Clean material; author, perfomer and copyright © Markus Kajo MMXIV-MMXV. Procreator® is a registered trade mark owned by Markus Kajo.

Jan 6, 2015

This 1st Episode of Tandem Centaur Podcast deals with my lovely, foldable lounger chair (made of teak!), my miserly neighbour and the eventual possibility of being hit in my personal head - or in my Foldable Lounger chair (make of teak!) by a microasteroid of a nasty piece of a meteorite, space debris or whatever. All maté riel© Markus Kajo MMXIV-MMMXV unless otherwise stated. Procreator® is s registered trademark of Markus Kajo.

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